Month: January 2007

  • Tejas Serves Rotten Food. Seriously.

    I have been a little busy lately, and when I finally got around to reading blogs, I saw an interesting entry on Tim’s blog. (I also recommend this link, as I think this issue is just as important as filthy restaurants.)

    Evidently Tejas gathered an alarming 28 demerits on their latest inspection. Not only is that absolutely disgusting, but I also find it hilarious. Here I am boycotting for bad customer service, when if I had eaten there, I could have gotten pretty sick. Since I am pregnant, I can only imagine what atrocities would have resulted from eating their spoiled food.

    I wonder how Mr. Lampo’s “loyal” customers feel about eating rotten food. How do you even begin to defend serving rotten food or having a filthy restaurant?

    I asked in an earlier entry where these “loyal” customers Mr. Lampo spoke of were. Perhaps they are hospitalized or otherwise unavailable due to food borne illness associated with Tejas’ food.

    One word – EW.

  • I Never Promised You An Olive Garden

    I read a couple of weeks ago that Olive Garden would be opening for lunch starting on Monday, January 22. A friend and I made plans to eat there on Tuesday for lunch, because we would both be “kid free.” I don’t know about you, but taking a 2 year old into a brand new restaurant during a peak hour is not my idea of fun.



    Anyway, Olive Garden was to open at 11 a.m., so we met in the parking lot at 10:45. There was another car there waiting, but I was surprised that more people weren’t waiting to go in. I planned to get out and wait in line if one started to form, but since there was no reason to, I stayed in my truck (it was also 40 degrees that day).



    While waiting for my friend to arrive, I saw an elderly lady get out of her car and go to the front door. The man with her stayed in the car, so I assumed she was going to see if the front doors were open yet. I watched her because I am 15 months pregnant, and I wasn’t sure how much longer I could go without peeing on myself. I figured if the doors were open, I would go inside early to use the restroom.



    Before the lady got to the door, an employee came outside and met her halfway. They exchanged words, the lady returned to her car, and the man started to back up like he was leaving. By this time my friend had arrived, so I got out and told her I was going to go scavenge a bathroom and see what the deal was with the lady going back to her car.



    As I got to the front door, I saw some signs that said Olive Garden would open for lunch on January 29. I was about to turn around, but the door was about an inch open, and an employee saw me standing there. I opened the door some more and asked if they were open for lunch on that day.



    The employee (who I think was a manager, by the way she was dressed) told me that they opened the next week for lunch. I told her I was sorry and I thought it was this week, because that is what I had read.




    She shook her head and told me that it was misprinted. I told her to have a nice day and went back to tell my friend about the whole fiasco. Then we sat in the parking lot for another 5 minutes trying to figure out where we wanted to eat lunch. During that time a few more people did the same thing I did. I felt bad for the employees inside. I knew that it would probably be happening all week long.



    My friend and I decided to eat at Montana Mike’s instead, since they have fried zucchini and I have been wanting some ever since the whole Tejas catastrophe.



    I loved the service we got at Montana Mike’s. We were greeted by a manager when we came in, and our waitress (Jennifer) was nice. My friend commented on the fact that our waitress seemed a little hurried for us being the only ones in the restaurant, but other than that – it was a really nice experience.



    Except for the smell. It smelled like someone dipped my head into a wet ashtray. My friend said it didn’t smell that bad to her, but then again she smokes occasionally. I used to smoke (for many years) and I know that people who used to smoke always think the smell of smoke is stronger and worse than it really is. You have to also couple that with the fact that I am pregnant, and I have Super Smell.



    I would suggest they monitor their employees for smoking after hours, or use some serious air freshener for the old smoke smell.



    So, we will go to Olive Garden NEXT week. Just to give the employees there a heads up, it will be on Thursday, and we will most likely be waiting for you guys to open. Hopefully, we will beat the crowds.



    Look for my blog after our Olive Garden experience, because I am really excited to see what customer service is like in a brand new restaurant with employees that were actually trained somewhat.



    As for the misprint snafu, a little birdie told me that it wasn’t a misprint after all; the employees at Olive Garden just weren’t ready to open for lunch yet. Let’s hope that next week brings short lines at 11 a.m. on Thursday, and personable (ready) wait staff.



    On another topic, I was wondering if anyone else is getting horrendous service (customer and internet) from Suddenlink. My internet is the most unreliable piece of rat feces I have ever had. It is always down, and when you call to get someone to talk to, they are rude and promise things that just aren’t true.



    I have kept track and my internet has been down for a total of nearly 72 hours (in a 3 week period). I will be contacting Suddenlink and having my bill prorated for 3 days of service, because at this point – that is unacceptable. I was just wondering if anyone else was having problems as well. I have been reading less than flattering editorials in the Advocate.



    Anyway, until next time, munch on some fried zucchini at Montana Mike’s and some Twizzlers!

  • Oh Happy Day – I look like Eva Longoria and I am married to Julian McMahon!

    I couldn’t resist the latest fad in wasting your time at work. My stay-at-home-mom gig is pretty stressful, so I take time out too! Anyway, I went over to My Heritage because I couldn’t resist finding out which celebrity looked like me.



    Here are the results, for any of you that are interested. Evidently Eva Longoria looks like me, and when I did further testing I found that I am married to a Julian McMahon (the hottie from Nip/Tuck – Google him – you won’t be sad you did).


    my_celeb_lookalikes



    Also, it seems that my plea for a boycott on Tejas is working somewhat. I have heard rumblings around that some people are passing the word on, and passing on Tejas. The funny (sad?) part of the story is that most people I talk to tell me that they really don’t go to Tejas Café anyway.



    Mr. Lampo even joined in on the fun by posting his own comment.



    “Mr. Lampo had this to say on January 11, 2007 – Posted at 8:46 pm ‘Your “boycott” will never work. We have too many loyal customers for just a few to make a difference. Happy eating!’”



    I guess Mr. Lampo does not care about how everyone who posted comments feels. Evidently he doesn’t care about “just a few” people. Wow – I have never heard of an owner of a business saying outright that he did not care about customers, no matter how few they were. He sure seems confident in the fact that he has loyal customers… I wonder who they are.



    Or rather, where they are? Mr. Lampo is the only person who had anything positive to say about Tejas, and I have to say he is biased, since he actually owns part of the establishment. I have talked to quite a few people aside from my blog, and I have not found one single person who didn’t readily agree that they would either boycott Tejas, or they already were for their own reasons.



    I guess he is still holding onto the slim chance that maybe people will forget all about Tejas and the bad things going around about it and go back there. Not to worry, one taste of their food and some of their service and it will all come back to them.



    In other news, I have to apologize for not posting sooner, but I have been really busy lately. Two more months until our no-name baby is born. The only name we have secured is the last one, so wish us luck on the rest of the process.



    My husband was off of work last week on a mini-vacation. I say “mini” because the minute I found out he would be off I compiled a list of things I wanted him to do.



    Have I mentioned how annoying it is to be pregnant and not be able to lift more than 35 pounds or so? Did I also mention that it sucks not being able to do much at once, due to the fact that you have a human being pushing everything in your insides up and into your lungs, therefore hindering breathing?



    One of the many projects I have for him is building me a new crib. I found one online that I absolutely ADORE. Unfortunately it is $824.



    Seriously.



    I decided to commission my awesome dad-to-be to build it for me instead. These are the times that I am so grateful that I have a handy husband. He installed a few things around the house, and moved my living room around (I hate things being in one spot for too long). He also helped me (FINALLY) finish moving my things out of the baby room.



    We got married 7 months ago and I still hadn’t gone through my stuff from my apartment to see what I wanted to keep. It is a hard process, letting go of your things. On the other hand, we really didn’t need 2 and three of everything.



    On that note, I will mention we are having a garage sale this coming weekend. I have lots of things left over from my wedding that haven’t even been used that will be up for grabs. Just look in the garage sale ads this weekend for “wedding supplies and a car.” Yes… a car.



    I hope ya’ll stay warm and safe this week, and by all means, please post the places you LOVE to eat. I have been craving (like seriously pregnancy craving) Olive Garden. I know my husband won’t brave the crowds, but I may be able to convince my mom to. I will be sure and let you guys in on how it went.



    Until then, peace – love – andTwizzlers!